People are so going to get the wrong idea.

Alice: I keep complaining to my girlfriend how boring sex is, which to me, it’s becoming nothing but lately, it’s an repeat thing, and that doesn’t really interest me. Maybe if she got the whips and chains out…
Hana: If we go on sex withdrawal, it won’t be as boring later, koi xD
Alice: It’s you whose always in the mood for it! Don’t you ever consider my feelings? When the last time we’ve cuddled or just talked? people are so going to get the wrong idea… XDD
Hana: I’m so not always in the mood for it, you just tease too much. And yesterday. XDD Yes, yes they are.
Alice: What the hell did I do yesterday to you? And pretty much always, ugh can’t I get a break? It’s always, sex, sex, sex from you. XP  Don’t I know it. XDD
Hana: You didn’t do anything yesterday, but cuddles and talks. XD I thought you were anti-cuddle with most, by the way. And there’s some moments where it’s not appropriate to refrain from sex, unless we have an interruption. XD This is hilarious.
Alice: Oh… SO… UGH! Fuck you. You Kvelch about when I cuddle and talks just because it’s slightly out of my character. It’s no fun unless there’s a threat of interputtion. It’s not healthy to fuck all the time either, you dog!! IT IS!
Hana: What did you call me? I’m not a dog, I’m a hopeless romantic with a healthy sexual appetite. It’s different, and I like cuddling, even if I can’t talk much. You just don’t like cuddling unless you die first, which is the case only once. And it is, sex makes you lose calories, and does lots of other good things. Yes XD I wonder what people are thinking while reading this.
Alice: HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE, MY ASS, LITERALLY! Death over cuddling. Oh.. of course you’d bring that up, you pig! You’d do anything to cover up or downplay your fucking sex addiction!! I would kill for a response outside of us responding to each other…XDD.
Hana: Your ass is hot, don’t blame me. And I’m not a pig, I’m more like a horse, say the people. But I’m also sweet and caring, even if you say it’s just sex. If you continue that, I’m going to cry and be depressed and never leave the bitch have his corner back. XD Agreed, I’d totally love that.
Alice: God, are you that lacking in self esteem, that at every, EVERY time you’ve got to mention how well endowed you are? Horse? HA! Liar. And my ass is fine, thank you very much. Sweet and caring? Maybe. But it’s still sex, maybe instead  of just fucking with me like every hour, every day, every week, I’d think you’re capable of a thought without sex! Go ahead and cry, baby. Cry and you’ll lose me, the best thing’s that happened to your pathetic self!
Hana: Well fine, you love Twinge more that you love me anyway... I'm going to my corner now, you... you... Damn, I can't fucking insult you. Anyway, you get it. Just... go through with your threats and fuck someone else if you don't love me, you can't even understand what I'm trying to say. Fuck you, not literally.
Alice: Good god! MY CAT? MY CAT?! You’re that… Wow…Wow, really. Insult me, you bitch! Don’t just walk away and go cry like a fucking baby, you’re so too young for me! Fuck me? Here I thought that’s all you wanted from me was a fuck, and you go on about this love? HA! Fuck you.

Hana: I proved it to you already, three fucking months, you still don’t believe me, it’s just… just fuck off. Who was always there when you were in the worst moods and needed someone, or when you were in the hospital, and who took all that shit and pain just to be by your side? You’re fucking blind if you think I just want sex.
Alice: Yeah… maybe there’s some truth in that. But still how can one human being want sex so fucking much? My ass is sore, and you make sex boring by excess… and I’m not that unbearable to be around…
Hana: Well, you should have just said so, but you just keep teasing and never say anything. Just now, and then you fight… and no, you’re not unbearable, but it sure hurts at times, you just say the worst things. I’m still going to the corner, if you want to break up with me, just do it.
Alice: I tease, that’s me. I fight, that’s me. I hurt people, that’s also a part of me. Why… why would I want to break up, though? We’re like doing two things at once. XDD
Hana: I know, but it’s just… the way you’re talking and acting, it’s like you really don’t love me at all, now. Or maybe that was a lie, too, just to hurt me… I want to believe you but it hurts, you should have let me die the last time you broke up with me. XDD Yeah~
Alice: What… then you don’t know me at all, then. It’s easier to say fuck you, break up and be done with that, but that’s not what I want. My ass has been sore, some pain you’d not know. You…you don’t believe me…? I… I…
Hana: I… fuck, don’t do that. You’re so angry over this, you could have just told me, I know it hurts. I don’t want to hurt you, but then you just come in and be that angry, do you expect me to just smile? You know more than anyone how fucked up my emotions are, stop toying around with them and just tell me next time, instead of making me want to die again. I seriously… ugh, I need some pills and something to drink, and just be knocked out for three days.
Alice: I… I’m not toying… I’m being my usual self… and don’t die, what am I supposed to do without you? Maybe some time away from me would be good… you know I’m a healthy hazard.
Hana: I won’t… idiot… wait, I’m the idiot. I guess I just got emotional, I wanted you to just say these things to me instead of pulling fights at times. But I still love you, and I don’t think I can spend much time away… I’m sorry…
Alice: Don’t leave me, I’m afraid of that. Whatever, leave, if you want to, have fun with time away or something. Don’t be sorry, it’s fine.Hana: You don’t get it, do you? I’m not leaving, ever. If I die before you, I’ll come back and haunt you or something, but I’m not leaving you. Sorry for being an idiot, next time you fight I’ll just hug you.
Alice: Wait…what? You’re apologizing? But I… I was… what the hell just happened here? I’m confused. And don’t hug me, fight me, hurt me, abuse me something…!
Hana: But I don't want to fight you. I'm sorry, baby. I love you too much to ever leave you, and even if it hurts and is scary, even if you die again, I'm still by your side.Alice: God…you’re such a… hopeless romantic. Ugh, don’t call me baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah I know you love me… it should be obvious by now that’s it not us…think anyone’s reading this? XDD

Hana: Then you forgive me for being an idiot? I want to be by your side and never leave, and bake a chocolate cake on our 55th anniversary, if we live that long. XD Yeah, it should. Probably not... we're like, roleplaying on Tumblr and totally spamming the followers' dashs. Oops. 
Alice: You’re forgiven…? And where the hell did that come from? eh-heh… whatever. Oh, shit, we are, aren’t we?  Well, beside you, I’ve only got one follower so XDD.
Hana: Thanks, love~ XD I’ve got another nine.